“I come to bring goodwill to Planet Earth”, said the alien.
The prince was famous for being a miser in his later years, eating only dry bread, drinking water, and refusing to repair the castle roof even when the rain started to come into the building.
A local company recently made a $1 million donation to a shelter for homeless people.
The new President says he’s going to stop pollution and save the environment, but I think everything he says is humbug.
Three local companies have promised to fund a programme to provide school books and equipment to poorer areas of the city.
“You gave your car to a poor family? Wow, that was very altruistic of you!”
Did you have a jolly time at the Christmas party?
There’s far too much commercialism about Christmas now, and I just want to take a break and have a simple time with my family.
